Birdhouse Visionary Gifts

Birdhouse Garage

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Birdhouse Apartments

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

Bates Motel Birdhouse