Birdhouse Hacker Gifts

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Joys of D.I.Y.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Never marry an engineer."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Changing the Lightbulb.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Birdhouse Garage

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Birdhouse Apartments

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'