Birdhouse Hacker Prints

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Changing the Lightbulb.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Birdhouse Garage

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Birdhouse Apartments

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."