Birdhouse Hunter Prints

'We do have some properties in your price range.' (climbing tree to view a nest).

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdhouse Garage

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'Purple Martin Condos'

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage

Birdhouse Shapes