Birdhouse Hunter Gifts

'We do have some properties in your price range.' (climbing tree to view a nest).

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Birdhouse Garage

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'Purple Martin Condos'

Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage

"Trick or Tweet!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.