Birdhouse Observer Gifts

'It's him again.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Two vegans, please."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Bird Torture.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'