Birdhouse Humorist Gifts

Bank Owned

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'm working from home today."

Fishing for Birds

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Take me to your feeder,'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Hen Night

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

Airport security - next step?

Estate Agents.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Woodpecker House

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Computer birdhouse.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.