Birdhouse Humorist Mugs

Bank Owned

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'm working from home today."

Fishing for Birds

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hen Night

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

Airport security - next step?

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Woodpecker House

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Estate Agents.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Computer birdhouse.

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).