Handy Birdhouse Builder Gifts

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Birdhouse Garage

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Apartments

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.