Bird Bath Designer Prints

Bird Bath.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Computer birdhouse.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

Birdhouse Apartments

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.