Bathing Birds Gifts

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Loofah Lady

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Bird Bath.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Shower curtain call.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath