Luxury Bird Bather Gifts

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Oh, the amenity!'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"Oh, my gosh – is that a Stella McCartney thread?!!"

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

Bathing Flowers.

Bird Bath.

Birdhouse Shapes

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

Superhero duck.

'We need a bell to warn little birdies.'

Where there's a will

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

Bird bath pool toys.

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

Bird at Birdbath

"Men."

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"

'They just showed up one day. But the players don't seem to mind...'

'The bird bath is broken.'

"I've got enough crow's feet to start a bird sanctuary."

'Ew! A plaster!'

Birdbath: Danger thin ice.