Luxury Bird Bather Pillows

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"Oh, my gosh – is that a Stella McCartney thread?!!"

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

Bathing Flowers.

Birdhouse Shapes

Bird Bath.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

'We need a bell to warn little birdies.'

Superhero duck.

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

Where there's a will

Bird bath pool toys.

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

"Men."

"I've got enough crow's feet to start a bird sanctuary."

'They just showed up one day. But the players don't seem to mind...'

'The bird bath is broken.'

Bird at Birdbath

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"

'Ew! A plaster!'

Birdbath: Danger thin ice.

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