Bubble Bather Mugs

Club Antisocial

Bagpipes in the bath.

"I take it you're lost."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

How to recover from a bad day

"He looks so relaxed."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

The housing market begins to deflate.

Other men just sing in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."