Bubble Bath Mugs

Kid in tub: 'I'm trying root beer shampoo.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Bathing the dog

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Shower curtain call.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.