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Bagpipes in the bath.

"I take it you're lost."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

How to recover from a bad day

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"He looks so relaxed."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

How to recover from a bad day

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."