Fearless Bather Mugs

"Harold! There's something in the bath"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

Bathing.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."

I'm terrified of clown fish.

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."