Bathing Beauty Pillows

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Dirty Old Man

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'I'm old and confident. . .'

'Some of us are doomed to be crowd pleasers. . .'

Psychiatric Hogwash...

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

'Which colony do you belong to buddy?'

John's diamond-encrusted bath was the only indication that he was a big lottery winner...

How to recover from a bad day

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day