Bathing Pillows

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

"You take one bath with a kid and they label you a sex offender for the rest of your life."

'Hang on a sec...I don't remember this being scheduled as a video conference call.'

'The bed bath technique, invented by Florence Nightingale, has been modified over the years.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Bathing.

Turned out to be a false positive but...

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Water power.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

Hot Water from the bath.

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

Eureka!

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'It never fails. As soon as I get in the bath, someone's at the door.'

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Bath Tidal Wave.

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

"Every once in a while I go to the sewage treatment plant to get cleaned up."

'Mind if we hang out here until spring REALLY gets here?!'

Bathing and Showering.

Dog Bath.

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

His & Hers Towels

Man in Bath

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'You must be crazy.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Bubble & Squeak.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Alfred, Darling - I think your bath is ready!'