Bathing Gifts

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"You take one bath with a kid and they label you a sex offender for the rest of your life."

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

'Hang on a sec...I don't remember this being scheduled as a video conference call.'

'The bed bath technique, invented by Florence Nightingale, has been modified over the years.'

Turned out to be a false positive but...

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Bathing.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Water power.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Redneck Jacuzzi

Eureka!

Hot Water from the bath.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'It never fails. As soon as I get in the bath, someone's at the door.'

Bath Tidal Wave.

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

Dog Bath.

'You must be crazy.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

Bubble & Squeak.

Bathing and Showering.

'Mind if we hang out here until spring REALLY gets here?!'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

His & Hers Towels

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Alfred, Darling - I think your bath is ready!'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'...and stay out!'

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath