Bathing Beauty Gifts

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Dirty Old Man

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'Swash 'n' Go...'

'I'm old and confident. . .'

'Some of us are doomed to be crowd pleasers. . .'

Psychiatric Hogwash...

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

'Which colony do you belong to buddy?'

John's diamond-encrusted bath was the only indication that he was a big lottery winner...

How to recover from a bad day

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'