Bathing Beauty With Flair Gifts

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Shower curtain call.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.