Bath Relaxation Gifts

"My doctor advised me to drink a glass of red wine after a hot bath."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Shower curtain call.

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath