Bath Relaxation T-Shirts

"My doctor advised me to drink a glass of red wine after a hot bath."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath