Bath Gifts

A man in a bath

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"This stool shall pass."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Scotsman in the bath...

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"