Bath Mugs

A man in a bath

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Lady of the bath...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

I love bathtime.