Baths Mugs

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

Never fails. Just when I start to steep...

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lady of the bath...

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"This stool shall pass."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

How to recover from a bad day

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).