Baths Pillows

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

Never fails. Just when I start to steep...

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'