Bathtub Bliss Pillows

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Baby Hairstyles.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."