Bathtime Relaxation Pillows

"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."

Strategies that will always work

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Baby Hairstyles.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.