Relaxing Baths Pillows

Admiral in the bath.

"I'm not running down to the drug store for suntan lotion!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

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Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

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