Spa Relaxation Pillows

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Spa Dog

Complete Makeover

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"