Spa And Wellness Pillows

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Spa

PSA Banter.

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Tour de Frank"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Exercise now!

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Exercising

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Vaccination Passport

A Manicure

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Hand sanitizer