Spa And Wellness T-Shirts

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Spa

PSA Banter.

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Tour de Frank"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Exercising

Exercise now!

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Vaccination Passport

A Manicure

Keep Fit.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

Hot Tub Frosty