Spa And Sauna Pillows

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

Woman in a bathtub.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."