Spa And Sauna Prints

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Complete Makeover

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'