Spas Prints

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Well that's me detoxed!

Ahhh, the delights of hot fizzy cow urine!

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

Introducing Roach-Hab.

"The temperature's actually the same as out there, 
but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

DIY pedicure

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?