Spas Prints

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Well that's me detoxed!

Ahhh, the delights of hot fizzy cow urine!

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

Introducing Roach-Hab.

"The temperature's actually the same as out there, 
but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

Ironically, I hate baths, but I love hot tubs.

I'm glad the kennel pampered you, but you weren't supposed to keep the robe.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

DIY pedicure

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'