Spa And Relaxation Prints

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"How's it look back there?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"You're incredibly tight."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"