Bath Time Relaxer Pillows

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

Giraffe bath.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Admiral in the bath.

"Not now!"

Strategies that will always work

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Bath tube with human feet.

Trucker's tan.

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"I guess you can do a cannonball into the tub after all!"

Legalization of marijuana

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.