Bath Time Relaxer Prints

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

Giraffe bath.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

Admiral in the bath.

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Strategies that will always work

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Bath tube with human feet.

Trucker's tan.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'It didn't start out this way.'

Legalization of marijuana

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"I guess you can do a cannonball into the tub after all!"

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'