Relaxing Baths Prints

Admiral in the bath.

"I'm not running down to the drug store for suntan lotion!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.