Bath Time Relaxation Prints

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lady of the bath...

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

How to recover from a bad day

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"