Bath Time Relaxation Mugs

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Lady of the bath...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.