Bathtime Pillows

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"Great... I'm roughly 60% wet"

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Admiral in the bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Not now!"

Strategies that will always work

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Grooming for beginners.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Bath tube with human feet.

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'