Bathtime Pillows

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"Great... I'm roughly 60% wet"

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Admiral in the bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Strategies that will always work

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Bath tube with human feet.

Grooming for beginners.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

The wrong bath.

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'