Bathtub Buddy Pillows

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

'More bubbles!'

Bathing the dog

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Baby Hairstyles.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Toothbrush Romance

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

I love bathtime.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"Which side do you want?"

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."