Bathroom Bonding Buddies Pillows

Toothbrush Romance

Bathing the dog

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Two breasts: No waiting

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

Ski Toilets

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

"The first few weeks of my diet were spent just trying to find my feet."

Women's Synchronized Peeing

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

"Let's face it - he was hardly a page-turner."

'Ten minutes to read the paper in silence... bliss.' - 'Floater! Gah!' - 'What's wrong, Peel? Tell me.' - 'It had eyes... big sweetcorn eyes...'