Bathroom Adventures Pillows

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Caveman bathroom

Sudoku toilet paper