Bathroom Adventures Gifts

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

St Bernard Toilet Holder