Bathroom Escapades Gifts

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'