Bathroom Escapades Gifts

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Sudoku toilet paper

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Caveman bathroom

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Uh, I was drinking that."