Bathroom Escapade Lover Gifts

'Ten minutes to read the paper in silence... bliss.' - 'Floater! Gah!' - 'What's wrong, Peel? Tell me.' - 'It had eyes... big sweetcorn eyes...'

Shampoo.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Sudoku toilet paper

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

The Stinker

'Time out!'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'